An immersive RP venue that's a combination of an apothecary and a cafe.

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Crystal · Zalera · Shirogane
Ward 9; Plot 46

Open Tuesday Nights
6P -9P PT | 7P - 10P MT
8P - 11P CT | 9P - 12A ET

Cookies

Soft cookies with crisp edges. Available flavors: chocolate chip, double chocolate, voidnut butter, sugar, and crystal (for the tough-mouthed, aether-craving creatures out there).

Muffins

Warm, soft muffins with a crisp outside. Available flavors: chocolate, rolanberry, lemon, and crystal.

Breakfast Sandwich

An egg cooked over-easy nestled between two slices of bread. Cheese and sausage are added by default.

Pastry Ahriman

A pastry stuffed with a mixture of apples, almonds, and raisins. Formed into the shape of a pudgy, cackling Ahriman, complete with light, flaky wings.

Rolanberry Cheesecake

A thick slice of cheesecake with rolanberry compote and whipped cream to cut through the richness. You'll need to save room for more than just dessert for this.

Baked Onion Soup

Soup made with onions that have been caramelizing during the daytime hours, topped off with crusty bread and gooey cheese. Wonderfully hearty and filling.

Sphere of the Ravenous

A mountain of a cake covered in deep purple maple frosting and topped with a handful of pearly white bubble chocolate. You'll feel like you've worked your way through all twelve rungs of Voidsent hierarchy after eating this.

Melon Pie +1

A sweet, yet electrifyingly-tart pie made from thundermelons given to us by our friends at Vana'diel's Lost. Lesser-quality pies end up being written off as a profit loss.

Coffee

Freshly-brewed coffee with the option of cream, sugar, cinnamon, pumpkin spice, and/or our medicines as additions. We have a variety of roast levels listed below.Light: A light roast from the New World with a bittersweet aroma and a nutty finish.Medium: A full-bodied medium roast from Ishgard with notes of milk chocolate and plums.Dark: A dark roast from Thavnair with creamy vanilla and baking spice undertones.Void: A pitch-black roast from the Void with earthy flavours and notes of stonefruit and brown sugar.

Hot Chocolate

Warm milk sweetened with kukuru powder and birch syrup. A comforting pick-me-up that may or may not leave you in a worse emotional state than before.

Tea

Tea in a variety of options. Sugar and/or medicinal additions available on request.
Available types: Masala Chai, Ishgardian, Matcha, and Chamomile.
We also offer seasonal blends of our own making.Ruby-Red Rolanberry - Green tea with dried rolanberry and beetroot powder.Simply Citrus - Herbal tea with oranges, lemons, and grapefruits.Raspberry Mousse - Black tea leaves with dried raspberry and chocolate shavings.

Mineral Water

Just plain water.

Deodorizer

Want to keep any nasty beasts from smelling you while hunting? Just want to get rid of unsightly odors? Then this oil is for you! Premade bottles are available in unscented, lavender, and rolanberry. Made-to-order scents can be requested if we have the corresponding scented oil on-hand.

Ether

A concoction for replenishing your magical reserves. May or may not also serve as a good pick-me-up for otherworldly creatures.

Glitchy Aster

Owner

While he can be a touch difficult to talk to, this lalafell is happy to serve up whatever you're craving as long as you have the gil to pay for it. He's a good cook, though his skills at alchemy could use a little work and there might be... unfortunate incidents at the cafe as a result.

Seseiba Seba

Head Server

Though she's blind and still not quite accustomed to Eorzean culture, Seseiba's more than skilled enough to help the cafe out during its busy periods. When not busy, the banter between her and Glitchy might just give our guests some extra entertainment to go along with their meals.

Artemis Addock

Bartender

Born with an aetherial sickness, Artemis went through his many years of life able to absorb latent aether only during the night. While this would pose as a drastic drop in quality of life for the average person, Artemis sought to turn it into a unique way to see life. As a patron of the night, Artemis found himself naturally attracted to the discreet affairs of the Apothecafe. He eventually became a bartender at the establishment, promising customers a tarot reading if they order his favorite drink to make.

Caelum Aphelion

Chef

A peculiar looking viera with stars in his eyes and too many scars from myriad adventures and bouts of troublemaking to count. While he’s a little rough around the edges, he’s easy to make pleasant conversation with, so long as you don’t mind every other word that comes out of his lips being some form of swear.

Katerine Karthspire

Greeter

An Elezen turned vampire, Katerine prefers to keep an professional appearance. However, she is not above committing a few shenanigans while on the clock. She made a deal with Glitchy, one that resulted her working at his café as their front desk, and server when it was required. Just don't mind the odd stare here and there, she's probably just a little hungry.

Cirina Cho

Server | Greeter | Security

With perfect form and etiquette does this woman shrouded in mystery work. Whilst not extremely talkative, Cirina takes her job with the utmost professionalism and respect for every customer that walks in. In the downtime, she can be found buried between a book, writing or sketching. Though it would do well not to get on her bad side - something tells you she is far older than she appears.

Yarrow Faewynn

Server

An arcanist, researcher and scholar looking for a quieter life after too many crunches and sleepless nights. While she's been trying out every little hobby that she seemed interested in, the true heart of a researcher still shines through and it's an easy way to have conversation throughout the night. Just be a little careful of her when tired from lack of sleep...

Eberen Drell

Server

A server at the Apothecafe, she greets every customer with a warm smile and kind words, treating everyone that comes in like one would treat a close and dear friend.
When she isn't helping customers with their orders she can be found mingling amongst staff and customers enjoying good conversations. If you want to share or hear a good story, make sure to sit and talk to her. With a writer's heart and mind she is always looking for a new story to write about or looking to share a story with someone.

Valljan Ruu

Server

A Miqo’te whose heart was set on adventure has found himself longing for the simple cafe life. Valljan is a lover of sweets and is eager to please guests who share this same affection. Though he tries hard to be a patient and charming server, his ears and tail give away how he is truly feeling. Being fond of stories, he will gladly listen to your tales of adventure all while his tail swishes happily.

Soreas Lennart

Mooch

Glitchy's best mate who's technically not employed at the cafe, but still shows up on occasion. While cheerful, lazy-going, and laid-back about most things, this apparent lalafell can still easily get riled up by Glitchy pushing his buttons. He can be found doing any odd job around the cafe that needs done... just as long as he gets his fix of onion soup for the night.

Belle

Mascot ? ? ?

While searching through the lands of Eureka, Glitchy came across this copycat bulb and took a liking to her. She can often be found slithering through the cafe, perhaps even doing a twirl or two for the patrons' benefit. No need to fear about her malboro stench putting you off your food; she's regularly treated with the potent deodorizer that's available here.